We've all been there. You're over 50, feeling fabulous, and ready for a night out with the girls. The music's pumping, the drinks are flowing, and you're feeling like you can conquer the world. But then, the next morning hits you like a ton of bricks. Suddenly, those late nights and questionable dance moves don't seem like such a good idea.
Here are some telltale signs you're over 50 and trying to keep up:
* You pre-game with vitamins and antacids.
* You bring your own snacks... just in case.
* You have a designated "emergency exit" strategy.
* You spend more time talking about your grandkids than the music.
* You're the first one on the dance floor... and the first one to leave.
But hey, who says we can't have fun? We just need to pace ourselves a little. Maybe swap that vodka for a mocktail, and those stilettos for comfy shoes. We might not be able to party like we used to, but we can still have a blast – and remember most of it the next day!
