"Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like they're in a constant race against time to find a loo? It's like my bladder has a built-in timer that goes off every 20 minutes! I swear, I could win an Olympic sprint at this point. Anyone else feel my pain? Seriously, I've started mapping out public restrooms like they're treasure on a pirate map. And don't even get me started on laughing too hard... let's just say I've learned the importance of always having a spare pair of pants handy. It's a glamorous life, isn't it?"
